Why did the toothbrush refuse to give a speech? It didn't want to make any cavities!

What did the bar of soap say to the washcloth? You're rubbing me the wrong way!

Why did the garbage can go to the doctor? It had a can-demic!

Why did the tissue go to the party? It heard it was going to be snot-nosed!

What did one sponge say to the other sponge? You soak at absorbing water!

Why did the razor get a job? It wanted to clean up its act!

Why did the trash can blush? It saw someone littering!

What did one roll of paper towels say to the other? Let's tear it up!

What did the big flower say to the little flower? I'm your biggest fan!

Why did the paper go to the doctor? Because it was feeling sheet-y!

Why do noses run but feet smell? It's just a matter of perspective!

What did one bathroom stall whisper to the other? Let's have a private conversation!

What did one tissue say to the other tissue? I'll cover you, don't sneeze!

How does a vampire clean his teeth? With blood floss!

What's a skeleton's favorite bathroom accessories? A spoo-ket and a skele-brush!

Why did the toilet paper roll get an award? For being outstanding in its field!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite under the mistletoe!

Why don't skeletons fight in the bathroom? They don't have the stomach for it!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Pooh!

Why did the bathroom go to the doctor? It had a toilet infection!

What's a vampire's least favorite room? The blood bathroom!