Why was the bath mat always cheerful? Because it had a lot of bounce in its step.

Why did the shower head have an attitude problem? Because it had too much pressure on it.

Why was the toilet always the life of the party? It knew how to make a splash.

What did the soap dish say to the soap? Let's stick together through thick and thin.

Why did the toilet seat feel down? It had too many cracks to fill.

What did one toothpaste say to the other toothpaste? Let's paste the time away together.

Why did the showerhead take up meditation? It wanted to find some inner peace.

Why was the shower curtain always the center of attention? Because it liked to draw a crowd.

Why did the sink feel inadequate? It had some serious drainage issues.

Why was the soap opera star such a hit? Because it had a lot of suds appeal.

Why did the bathroom scales make a great team? They knew how to weigh in on the situation.

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet bowl? You're a real bowl of fun!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? Thanks for rubbing me the right way!

Why did the toilet paper roll away? It wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the toilet seat feel down? It had too many ups and downs throughout the day.

What did the plunger say to the toilet? You put the 'fun' in plumbing!

Why did the soap opera actor take a bath? To clean up his act.

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet bowl? You're looking pretty flushed today.

Why did the towel call in sick? It had a case of the 'dry heaves'.

Why was the soap opera a hit? It had a lot of dramatic twists and turns.

Why did the shower curtain get promoted? It was good at keeping things under wraps.