Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the bathroom mirror always have an answer? Because it reflected on things.
What did the drain say to the clogged hair? You're really starting to get to the root of the problem.
Why was the toilet roll always the life of the party? It knew how to unwind.
Why was the soap so emotional? It had too many feelings to lather.
How does a toilet feel after a long day at work? Drained.
Why was the soap opera popular? It had so much lather drama.
Why did the air freshener get into a fight? It couldn't handle the odor pressure.
How does a faucet greet another faucet? With a tap on the handle.
Why did the toothpaste go to school? It wanted to be a little bristly.
Why was the toilet seat sad? It always felt like it was being taken for granted.
How does the toilet paper celebrate July 4th? By issuing its own independence stream.
What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you draining me of my feelings?
Why did the rubber band get a promotion? It always stretched to meet its goals.
How does a vampire clean its teeth? With a bat-brush.
Why did the mold go to therapy? It had some deep-seated spore-rows.
Why did the toilet brush become a lawyer? It liked to clean up dirty cases.
How does the toothbrush hold its own? By always standing up for itself.
Why was the tissue paper sad? Because it always felt disposable.
What did one digestive system say to the other? Stop being so intestinal.
Why did the toilet join a band? It always knew how to hit the high notes.
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're the crappiest friend I've ever had.