What did the soap say to the towel? Lather up, we've got a mess to clean!

Why was the toilet brush always late? It had a lot of crap to deal with!

Why did the soap hang out with the toilet paper? They were in a clean band together!

What did the toilet say to the clogged sink? Let's plunge into action!

Why was the bathtub feeling emotional? It was going down the drain!

What did the shower head say to the steam? Let's make it a misty situation!

Why was the toilet tank always empty? It couldn't hold its water!

Why did the soap run away from the washcloth? It wanted to clean break!

Why did the toilet brush become a stand-up comedian? It had a knack for dirty jokes!

Why was the plunger terrible at relationships? It always had commitment issues!

Why was the toilet so good at math? It knew all the number 1 problems!

Why was the toilet in a bad mood? It had a crappy day!

Why did the toilet seat apply for a job? It wanted to cover all its bases!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of sushi? Roll!

Why did the soap call the police? It was a victim of grime!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet? Let's make a clean sweep!

Why was the toilet paper always busy? It had a lot on its roll!

What did one toilet bowl say to the other? Are you feeling tanked?

Why was the soap feeling guilty? It had a dirty past!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet paper? A sticky situation!

Why did the germ get promoted? It was always going the extra mile!