Why did the shampoo refuse to enter the bathroom? It didn't want to wash up in drama.

What did the soap say to the shampoo? You really lather up well!

What did the toilet say to the bath mat? You really stand out.

What did the soap say to the sponge? Let's make a clean team.

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You're a real softie.

Why was the toilet paper sent to detention? It kept unravelling.

Why was the toilet paper always tired? Because it was on a roll.

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You're my number one helper.

Why did the soap go to the party? It heard there was going to be a lot of bubbles.

Why did the toothpaste go to the doctor? It had cavity issues.

Why did the toilet paper call the doctor? It was feeling a little flushed.

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? I'm feeling drained.

Why did the toilet paper go to the library? It needed to do some research.

Why did the bar of soap go to school? It wanted to be a hand-a-cleaner.

What did the toilet say to the toilet paper? Please roll with me.

Why did the soap refuse to lather? It was feeling foamy.

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You make me feel stuck.

Why did the soap go on strike? It refused to get dirty.

What did the toilet say to the shower curtain? Let's come clean.

What did the soap say to the sponge? You're my better half.

Why did the toilet blush? It saw the plunger's crack.