What did one bubble bath say to the other? Let's froth up and make a bubble party!

Why was the toilet paper roll in a hurry? It had a lot of crap to wrap up!

Why did the toilet paper roll go on strike? It was tired of taking crap!

Why did the tissue paper blush? Because it saw the toilet paper roll!

What do you get when you mix a toilet and a speaker? A loud flush!

Why did the toilet paper roll keep rolling? It wanted to wipe out the competition!

What did one soap dispenser say to the other? Can I get a pump of support here?

Why did the trash bin break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the crap anymore!

What did the showerhead say to the shampoo? Let's wash out together!

How do you teach a sink to dance? Turn off the faucet and let it drip!

Why did the soap go to the party? It heard there would be good clean fun!

What did the sink say to the faucet? I'm basin my love on you!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dentist? It wanted to get a brush up!

How does a toilet answer the phone? It says, 'Water you calling about?'

What did the towel say to the paper towel? You're tearing it up out there!

What did the sink say to the soap? Let's wash away all our problems!

Why did the bubble bath get a promotion? It rose to the occasion!

Why did the toothbrush join the circus? It wanted to brush up on its skills!

What did the towel say to the paper towel? You're on a roll!

How does a penguin clean its house? With a snow brush!

What did one bathtub say to the other bathtub? You look great when you're bubbly!