Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the soap say to the loofah? Scrub-a-dub-dub, let's clean up this tub!
What did the shower caddy say to the shampoo? Don't bottle up your feelings!
Why did the toilet bowl break up with the toilet brush? It couldn’t handle the scrubbing!
What did the soap dish say to the bar of soap? Stop sliding around and stay put!
Why did the plunger break up with the toilet? It was tired of getting pushed around!
What did the bathtub say to the shower? Stop hogging all the water!
Why did the toilet blow a kiss? Because it was feeling cheeky!
What did the toilet paper say to the pencil? You leave your mark everywhere you go!
Why did the plunger go to therapy? It needed to work through some blockages!
Why did the toilet call the plumber? It needed a little emotional support!
What did the soap say to the shampoo? You're so foamy!
Why did the sponge go to the doctor? It was feeling a little porous!
What did the bath towel say to the hand towel? You're always feeling a little short!
Why did the toilet brush visit the therapist? It had some serious cleaning to do!
Why did the toilet go to school? To get a little more flushed out!
Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
What did the toothbrush say to the toilet paper? Are you feeling wiped out?
Why did the bathtub go to the spa? It needed to relax and soak it all in!
What did the toothpaste say to the floss? You're on a roll!
Why did the toilet brush break up with the plunger? It needed some space!
What did the soap say to the washcloth? I’m feeling bubbly today!