What did the towel say to the shower? I've got you covered!

Why did the soap go to the comedy club? It heard they had good clean jokes!

What did the toilet paper say to the pencil? You're sharp!

Why did the germ get a speeding ticket? It was over the limit!

Why did the germ refuse to dance? It had too much bacteria in its feet!

Why did the toilet paper feel nervous? It was about to be on a roll!

Why did the toilet paper go to a party? It heard it would get flushed with attention!

Why did the bacteria get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field!

What do you call a bathroom full of comedians? The laugh-tuary!

Why did the toothbrush go to school? It wanted to be a smart brush!

What do you call a bathroom full of lawyers? A bar exam!

What do you get when you mix a toilet and a computer? A loo-pooter!

Why did the bathroom doorway start a band? It had a lot of open mic opportunities!

What's a pirate's favorite bathroom feature? The poop deck!

Why did the germ get invited to the bathroom party? It was a real party pooper!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Smell-o-bear!

What's a zombie's favorite bathroom accessory? A brain brush!

Why do ghosts love bathrooms? They're always floating around!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to dance? It couldn't find a square to do it!

What did the soap dish say to the loofah? You're exfoliating my emotions!

Why did the plunger ghost the toilet? It needed some space to plunge into self-discovery!