Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Did you hear about the toilet paper rescue? It was tearable!
Why did the nose think it was above everyone else? It was always looking down on others!
Why can't mountains play hide and seek? They always peak!
Why do ghosts love to ride in elevators? Because it lifts their spirits!
What do you call it when a lizard sheds its skin? Reptile dysfunction!
Why did the cell phone go to the bathroom? It heard the ring tone!
What's the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles - there's a mile between the first and last letters!
Why was the firefly so good at math? Because it was a bright spark!
Why did the germ skip school? It was feeling a little sick!
Why did the musician go to the bathroom? He had to drop a new mix!
What do you call a cat that likes to eat beans? Purr-ito!
Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other sli-DISH!
Why did the bacteria break up with the fungi? They just weren't a good culture fit!
Why did the onion break up with the garlic? It couldn't handle the bad breath!
Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players kept dribbling!
Why did the pepper go to the doctor? It was jalapeno business!
Why did the toilet brush get tired of the toilet? It felt like they were going down the drain!
Why did the soap feel slippery around the bathtub? It was afraid of commitment!
What did the tissue do when it got sick? It caught a bad cold!
Why did the plunger feel lightheaded? It had too much pressure on its mind!
What did the toilet say to the mirror? You reflect me!