Why did the toilet paper go to the party dressed as a mummy? It wanted to be the wrapped gift!

What did the toilet brush say to the bathtub? I'll scrub your back if you scrub mine!

Why did the soap get expelled from school? It kept making dirty jokes during class!

Why did the faucet get embarrassed? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the soap dish break up with the sponge? It couldn't handle the constant soaking!

What did the toilet say to the shower? Stop making me look bad!

What did the plunger say to the drain? We need to clear this relationship blockage!

Why did the toilet lid feel down? It had too much crap to deal with!

What did the soap bar say to the towel? Let's make a clean getaway together!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet in a fight? Let's flush out our problems!

What do you get when you cross a toilet and a cat? A litter box!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You're a real deep thinker!

Why did the plunger get a medal? It always rose to the occasion!

Why did the soap go to the beach? It wanted to make some waves!

What do you call a toilet with a sense of humor? A stand-up comedian!

What do you get when you cross a toilet and a computer? A download!

Why did the toilet take up yoga? It needed to find inner peace!

What's a toilet's favorite type of math? Number 1 problems!

Why did the toilet go to therapy? It needed to air out some issues!

What do you get when you cross a toilet and a snowman? A slushy situation!

Why did the plunger get a promotion? It knew how to handle the tough jobs!