What did the toilet seat say to the toilet? You're always going places!

Why did the soap have a concert? It wanted to make a clean sweep!

What's a toilet's favorite type of exercise? Sit-ups!

Why did the sink go to the doctor? It had a case of the leaks!

What do you call a toilet on a mountain? High-potty!

Why did the toilet roll go to school? It wanted to get a little further in life!

What did the toilet say when it was happy? I'm feeling pee-licious!

Why did the toilet wear sunglasses? Because it saw too many moons!

What did the toilet seat do after a long day? It took a load off!

Why did the toilet bowl have a party? Because it was flush with excitement!

What did the toothpaste say to the toilet? Let's clean up this town!

Why did the shower head lose its job? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the toilet paper do during a thunderstorm? It got all wrapped up!

Why did the soap run for president? It had a clean campaign!

Why did the toilet go to the dance? It heard it was going to be a potty!

What did the soap dish say to the soap? Is it time to make a clean break?

Why did the toilet have a great memory? It couldn't flush away the past!

What did the hand soap say to the bar soap? Let's lather up together!

Why did the toilet paper enroll in a yoga class? It needed to find its inner peace!

Why did the toilet paper roll into the corner? It was feeling a little flushed!

Why did the soap go to school? To get a good scrubbing education!