What did one toilet say to the other on Monday morning? Looks like we've got a crappy week ahead!

Why did the toilet paper bring a dictionary to the bathroom? It wanted to spell things out!

What did one soap say to the other soap in the shower? Hey, don't rub it in!

Why did the soap win the talent show? It had good clean fun!

What's a toilet's favorite game to play? Flush-tag!

What did the soap say to the sponge? Scrub-a-dub-dub, time to get clean!

What's a toilet's favorite flower? A bowl-seom!

Why did the soap feel nervous? It was afraid of getting washed up!

Why did the toilet paper bring a map to the bathroom? It was searching for the perfect spot to unwind!

What's a toilet's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, because it's all about the flow!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet before a test? Let's flush out all the answers!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub when it was feeling down? Chin up, things will start flowing soon!

Why did the toilet flush multiple times? It had a lot of bowls to conquer!

What's a toilet's favorite dance move? The bowl-a-roo!

Why did the soap get invited to all the parties? It always keeps things clean and bubbly!

What's a toilet's favorite type of food? Bowl-ing soup!

Why did the toilet paper enroll in a self-defense class? It wanted to protect itself from any accidents!

Why did the soap feel anxious? It couldn't handle the pressure of getting dirty!

What's a toilet's favorite sport? Bowl-ing, it's always aiming for a strike!

Why did the toilet paper bring a hat to the bathroom? To cover up any toilet paper haircuts!

What did one toilet say to the other when they were feeling down? Don't worry, we'll push through this together!