What do you call a bathroom selfie? A toiletie!

Why was the toilet paper always in trouble? Because it got caught up in the rolls!

What did the janitor say to the messy bathroom? It's time to clean up your act!

Why did the bathtub join a band? It wanted to make a splash in the music industry!

What did one showerhead say to the other? Let's get steamy together!

Why did the germ cross the bathroom? To get to the soap!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're a pain in the flush!

What did the nose say to the tissue? I nose you'll be there for me!

Why did the mold take up yoga? To become a little more flexible!

What did one sink say to the other sink? If you don't pipe down, I'll drain you!

Why did the shower curtain get a promotion? Because it was good at keeping water in line!

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? The trombone!

Why did the germ go to the casino? To catch a flu-sh.

What room can't ghosts go in? The living room.

Why did the math book look worried? It heard it would have to solve its problems.

What's a skeleton's least favorite kind of pants? Ones with skid-marks.

What's green and pecks on trees? Woody Wood Pickle.

Why did the nose break up with the face? It just couldn't take it any snout.

How did the mummy fix his toilet? With a hieroglyphic plunger.

Why do scientists avoid toilet paper? They fear it'll tear them apart.

Why did the potato go to the bathroom? Because it needed to leek.