Why did the school paper go to the dance? It had a lot of sheets to shake.

Why did the bicycle go to bed early? It was two-tired.

Why did the bacon get in trouble? It was on a roll.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tyred.

Why did the napkin kiss the toast? Because it was buttered up.

Why did the lettuce call the police? Because it was being stalked.

What's the difference between a sweater and a toilet? A sweater always has a seat.

Why did the pencil cross the road? To get to the other side of the paper.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the bathroom? They let him go because he had no ransom.

Why did the bathroom mat feel insecure? It was walked all over!

What did the washcloth say to the soap? Let's lather up some fun!

Why did the bath bomb get excited? It was about to make a big splash!

Why did the toilet paper go on strike? It was tired of always being pulled around!

What did the hand towel say to the face towel? Let's dry off the day together!

Why did the plunger become a stand-up comedian? It loved unclogging punchlines!

Why did the toothbrush get into a fight with the floss? It couldn't handle the tension!

What did one sink say to the other on a busy day? We really know how to handle the flow!

Why did the soap bar complain about the shower? It didn't want to wash away!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet? Let's scrub away the mess together!

Why did the shampoo bottle go to the gym? It wanted to work on its lather gains!

Why did the plunger break up with the drain? It felt like it was always going down the wrong pipe!