Why did the poop cross the road? To stink up the other side!

Why did the toilet paper roll travel the world? It wanted to find its perfect match!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet during a fight? Stop being so clogged up!

Why did the toilet paper run out of the bathroom in a hurry? It heard there was a poop emergency!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of movie? A rom-com, because it's always full of drama and flushing emotions!

Why did the soap get clean? It took a bath on soap opera!

Why did the toilet paper always bring a book to the bathroom? For some good reading material!

What happened to the man who didn't pay his exorcist? He got re-possessed!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Un-bear-able!

Why did the toilet paper roll around the bathroom? Because it was on a roll!

Why don't skeletons go to the bathroom? They have no body to go with!

Why did the toilet call a plumber? It was feeling clogged up!

How do you organize a bathroom race? You-tube it!

Why did the toilet seat break up with the porcelain throne? It couldn't stand the constant pressure!

How does a duck clean its bathroom? With a quack scrubber!

Why did the soap go to therapy? It had emotional issues with germs!

Why did the toilet paper roll have a hard time in school? It couldn't deal with all the tear-ing!

Why was the soap's job at the bathroom party so tough? It had to deal with a lot of dirty work!

What did the plunger say to the clogged toilet? Let's push through this together!

Why did the bathtub go to therapy? It had too many deep-seated issues!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Let's make a clean sweep of this!