Why did the scarecrow become a coach? He was great at motivating straw-thletes.

Why did the scarecrow become an artist? He was great at straw-king creativity.

Why did the scarecrow become an actor? He was great at straw-tanding ovations.

Why did the scarecrow become a therapist? He was great at straw-lling emotions.

Why did the scarecrow become a police officer? He was great at straw-enforcement.

Why did the scarecrow become a firefighter? He was great at extinguishing straw-ers.

Why did the scarecrow become a doctor? He was great at healing straw-ins.

Why did the scarecrow become a scientist? He was great at straw-king discoveries.

Why did the scarecrow become a teacher? He was great at straw-ting knowledge.

Why did the scarecrow become a singer? He was great at straw-ning his vocal cords.

Why did the scarecrow become a dancer? He was great at straw-tching.

Why did the scarecrow become a chef? He was great at cooking up straw-licious meals.

Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? They don't have the guts.

Why did the skeleton hit the party solo? He had no body to go with.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to dance with.

Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She was too transparent.

Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits.

Why was the ghost a bad liar? Because you could see right through him.

What did the ghost eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.

Why did the coffin break up with the grave? It wasn't working out.

What did the coffin say to the skeleton? 'Bone-voyage!'