Why did the Brazilian man go to the beach with a tape measure? To measure the sea-level rise!

What do you call a group of French chefs? A haute-cuisine!

Why did the Japanese man go to the doctor? He was sushi and needed a roll-aid!

What did the Egyptian man say when asked if he wanted dessert? 'I sphinx I'll pass!'

Why did the French man bring a mirror to the party? So he could say 'voilà' every time he saw himself!

How does the Swedish man survive the winter? By staying indoors and playing ice-cold!

What did the Indian man say when he saw a rainbow? 'Looks like someone dropped their sherbet!'

How does a Canadian say sorry? By saying 'soar-eh'!

Why did the Greek man go to the bank? To get his gyro account balance!

What did the Australian man say when he saw a kangaroo in a tuxedo? 'Well, this is hop-pening!'

Why did the Spanish man bring a map to the bar? In case he heard someone say 'olé' and needed directions!

How does an American talk to their pet fish? In fin-glish!

How does every Middle Eastern joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

Why did the Greek man go to the bank? To check his gyro balance!

Why was the Japanese man always calm? He had zen ways of dealing with stress!

Why did the Australian man go to the bar with a suitcase? He heard it was a briefcase!

Why couldn't the Canadian man play hockey on the jungle gym? He kept getting called for high sticking!

Why was the British man always thirsty? He couldn't resist a spot of tea!

Why did the Turkish man bring a map to the park? He heard they were playing hide and see-k

How does a Greek person open a door? With a key-opa!

What did the Chinese person say to their pet chicken? Gong bok bok bok