Why did the Swedish man bring a fan to the poker game? He didn't want to deal with any hot hands!

Why did the Canadian man bring a hockey stick to the date? In case things got a little 'puck'-ish!

Why did the South African man bring a rhino to the party? He heard it was a real 'horny' crowd!

Why did the French chef get arrested? He couldn't control his temper, he had too much oregano!

How does a Greek person find their soulmate? They just gyro around until they meet them!

Why did the Mexican take Xanax before his job interview? He heard they were looking for someone to take the edge off!

Why did the Japanese man break up with his calculator? It just couldn't compute his feelings!

Why did the Jamaican man bring a pencil to bed? In case he needed to draw the curtains!

Why was the Spanish teacher arrested? For carrying too much 'class' A material!

Why don't vampires attack musicians? They prefer soul food!

Did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar? He got twelve months!

Why was the Indian doctor always calm? He had a lot of patients!

Why did the French vegetable go to therapy? It had too many leeky emotions!

Do you know why Swedish battleships have barcodes on them? So they can Scandinavian!

What do you call a Russian tree? Stalintree!

Why don't they play hide and seek in China? Because good luck finding anyone in a country with over a billion people!

Did you hear about the English teacher who was arrested? He was charged with improper use of the colon!

Why did the German baker get promoted? He was the yeast of their worries!

Why did the Italian chef refuse to eat lunch? Because he pasta way too much!

What do you call a group of musical Mexicans? A marachi band!

How does a German sausage joke start? Knockwurst knock joke!