Why don't aliens eat Polish food? They don't want to get pierogi-nitis.

How does a camel say hello in the Middle East? To hump-leasant greetings.

Why did the Canadian bring a car door to the desert? So he could roll down the window when it got too hot.

What's a software engineer's favorite drink in India? Code-brew.

How did the Eskimo greet his friends online? Ice to meet you.

What did the Italian chef say when he found the perfect pasta? That's a spaghetti made in heaven.

What do you call a fashionable French car? A la-mode-el.

Why was the Dutch windmill always calm and composed? Because it was rotor zen.

How does an Irishman start a conversation at a party? With a Guinness.

Why did the Jamaican musician have a hard time dropping his album? He was stuck in a reggae-tone.

What do you call a Russian that's always shaking? Tsar-antom menace.

Why did the British tea get an award? Because it was well-versed in proper-tea etiquette.

What's a vampire's favorite food from Korea? Blood sausages.

How did the Spanish comedian introduce his jokes? With a señor-ita.

What did the sushi say to the rice? Wassabi!

Why did the German baker go to jail? He was caught loaffing around.

Why was the Spanish teacher arrested? For trying to organize a séance to communicate with past tenses.

How does a German say goodbye when leaving a party? Auf Wiederhangover.

What did the Scottish dog say to its owner? Bark in a kilt!

Why do Canadians always say 'sorry'? They're just practicing for when they run into furniture.

Did you hear about the vampire from Mexico? He was deported for having an O-positive blood type.