Why did the Mexican take Xanax before going to the zoo? To keep the pandas from escaping!

What do you call a group of Canadians stuck in a snowstorm? Coldplay!

Why did the Australian bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the beer was down under!

How does a Dutchman change a lightbulb? He doesn't, he's too cheap to buy a new one!

Why did the Mexican take a Xanax before going to the airport? He was afraid of a Juan way ticket!

What do you call a group of Canadians gossiping? Maple hearsay!

Why did the Japanese man go to the beach with a suit and tie? He wanted to make waves!

What do you get when you cross a Frenchman with a kangaroo? A bonjour-jumping!

Why was the Greek salad always so calm? It had lots of olive branches!

How does a Jamaican like his coffee? Decaf - Irie Mon!

Why did the French chef always carry a mirror? So he could see if his crepes were looking on point!

Why did the Mexican man take a nap in the afternoon? He wanted to have a siesta-ful day!

Why did the Irishman bring a wheelbarrow to the bar? He heard it was a great way to give his friends a lift!

Why did the Japanese man bring a map to the restaurant? So he could always keep track of sushi locations!

Why did the Australian comedian always have a boomerang on stage? In case his jokes didn't land the first time!

Why did the Greek man start a gardening business? He wanted to show off his olive branches!

Why did the Puerto Rican man bring a map to the park? In case he needed directions to the dance floor!

Why did the Irish man go to the barbershop? He heard they were paying in pints of Guinness!

Why did the Arab man bring a camel to the beach? He heard it was hump day!

Why did the Australian man bring a pig to the party? He heard they were serving up some great 'Aussie bacon'!

Why did the Kenyan man bring a lion to the office? He wanted to let the cat out of the bag!