Why did the Swedish man bring a reindeer to the bar? He wanted to show off his 'cool' pet.

What do you call a French dog in a beret? A 'bark' de Triomphe.

Why did the Greek man bring a plate smashing kit to the bar? In case things got 'smashing'.

What do you call a Tibetan monk's favorite drink? 'Zen' tea.

Why did the Argentinian man bring a tango instructor to the bar? To 'dance' the night away.

What do you call a South African comedian's favorite joke? A 'joke-down' celebration.

Why did the Hawaiian man bring a surfboard to the bar? He wanted to catch some 'brews'.

Why did the Spanish man bring a bull to the bar? He heard they were having a bullfight.

Why did the Russian man bring a bear to the bar? He thought it was a 'beary' good idea.

Why did the Spanish man only eat tapas for every meal? He wanted to have a little byte!

What do you call a British person who loves tea? A proper-tea enthusiast!

Why did the Canadian man bring a map to the bar? He couldn't find his way to the brew-ski!

How do you know if a Greek person is rich? They have olive the money!

What do you call a group of Italian artists? The Sistine Chorus!

What do you call a group of Australian criminals? A cell-BLOCK!

Why did the Swiss man only drink hot chocolate? He couldn't handle Swiss-tea!

What do you call a group of Mexican musicians? A salsa band!

Why did the Chinese person bring a ruler to bed? To see how long they slept!

What do you call a Scottish person who loves Harry Potter? A Highland Hufflepuff!

Why did the Hawaiian bring a backpack to the beach? In case of a lei-over!

What do you call an Eskimo comedian? An Inuit-iate jokester!