Why are Dutch people good at baseball? They always hit it out of the Van Der Park.

What's an Eskimo's favorite music genre? Ch-ice.

Why are Spanish bulls so good at math? They always know their steak.

What do you call a Brazilian coffee lover? A bean connoisseur.

Why do Egyptians make great detectives? They always Sphinx outside the box.

What did the Irish farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's me tractor?

Why do Russian dolls never get lost? They always have their little Moscow-t.

Why was the Japanese student always late? Because he had Tokyo drift.

How do you know if someone is Canadian? They apologize for apologizing.

Why was the sushi chef so successful? Because he had a raw talent.

What do you call an Australian fortune teller? A didgeri-doomed.

Why do Spanish people love to party? Because they always know how to flamenco.

Why did the German potato go to school? It wanted to be a dictator.

Why do Australians always carry an extra pair of pants? In case of koala-ty issues.

What did the Indian yogi say to the naughty student? Namaste out of trouble.

Why did the French teacher break up with her boyfriend? He couldn't handle her oui oui attitude.

What do you call a British person who can't make decisions? A tea-sis.

Why do Swedish people always have good ideas? They're always Ikea ready.

What do you call a Chinese magician? Rick Shaw-dini.

What do you call a Chinese person with a lot of cats? A paw-sitive stereotype.

Why was the Scottish man always so generous? He had a kilt for giving.