What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Count Flan-cula.

What's a priest's favorite Mexican food? Holy Guacamole.

Why did the French chef get promoted? Because he worked his crepe off.

How did the Russian hockey team find success? By Putin in the effort.

Why did the Polish man bring a scarf to the bar? He heard they served cold Polish beer.

What do you call a Chinese magician? Ho-Chopsticks.

What's a pirate's favorite type of music? Caribbean-ean.

What do you call a group of overly polite Canadians? A sorrycade.

How does a Greek man propose to his girlfriend? He gets down on one knee-s.

Why did the Korean student bring a ladder to class? To reach the highest grades.

Why did the Australian go to the doctor? He had too many koalafications.

Why was the French fisherman so good at his job? Because he had a lot of net experience.

What do you call an Indian on a plane? Lost.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos, just like most Mexicans.

Why do Irish people never joke about potatoes? Because they take their spuds very seriously.

What do you call an African American baker? A sugar daddy.

Did you hear about the Buddhist vacuum cleaner? It has no attachments.

Why did the Greek student get a low grade? Because he was always gyro-scoping on the test.

Why do Australians always carry a needle with them? In case they find a haystack, mate.

Why did the Polish man take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept.

Why do Scandinavians always look forward to the weekend? Because they love a good fjord party.