What do you call a Hawaiian pig? A lu-WOW.

Why couldn't the Eskimo build his house? He kept snowed in.

How do you know if a Swiss person is cheating? They're always trying to Swiss the rules.

Why did the French baker always have a smile on his face? He loved to baguette about his day.

What do you call a Spanish magician? A hispanicabra.

Why did the Australian take a ladder to the bar? He wanted to try some down-under shots.

Why was the British man always late? He couldn't keep track of Greenwich Mean Time.

How do you greet a Canadian vampire? Fang you very much.

What do you call a German bee? A Luftwaffe.

How do you stop a Dutch person from littering? Glue their shoes to the ground.

Why did the Russian buy a parrot? He wanted someone to have a Putin about with.

Why was the Italian chef always so angry? He just pasta point of his anger.

Why did the Indian wear a sweater to the beach? He wanted to dive into the tandoori sea.

What do you call a Jamaican pro golfer? Tiger Wood.

Why was the British man always calm? Because he had a stiff upper lip.

What do you call a German DJ? Hans Solo.

How did the Indian man win the cooking competition? He had a lot of curry-osity.

What do you call an Egyptian who is good at building things? A pyramid scheme expert.

Why do Norwegians always bring a ladder to the bar? To get to the high fjords.

How did the Canadian win the marathon? By saying sorry and letting everyone else go first.

Why did the Irishman go to the bakery? To get a Dublin loaf of bread.