How does an Englishman apologize to his tea? 'I'm so-tea'.

Why did the Italian man bring a spoon to the beach? In case he wanted to do some pasta-surfing.

What do you call a group of Australian koalas? A eucalyptus club.

Why did the Spanish magician turn invisible? He said 'uno, dos', and vanished.

What do you call a group of musical Filipinos? A jam-bay-an.

Why did the Chinese restaurant get bad reviews? It just didn't wok out.

What do you call a Russian tree? A soviet.

Why do Irish people always get excited at the movie theater? Because they love a good shamrock.

How does a German say hello to a cow? 'Moo-rgen'.

What's a vampire's favorite type of food in Mexico? A blood orange.

Did you hear about the Scottish cow? It was always grazing in the heather.

Why did the sailor go to Japan? He wanted to experience a Tokyo drift.

What do you call a group of quarreling Italians? Pasta-la-vista.

Why did the Polish man bring a car door to the desert? He wanted to roll down the window when it got too hot.

How does a Greek chef greet his guests? 'Olive-hoo!'

How does a Chinese person name their children? They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds.

Why did the Indian man get hit by a bike every day? He was stuck in a cycle.

Why did the Scottish man wear a kilt? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How does a Russian greet someone? By saying 'Pruvet' (привет) you.

Why do Germans never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they call out 'Ready or not, here I come!' in German.

How did the Danish comedian become so successful? He had the best Danishes in town.