What's a vampire's favorite Spanish food? Tapas de sangre.

What do you call a tired Mexican? Exhausted!

Why did the Spanish teacher bring a ladder to class? To help the students with their ese's and eme's!

Why did the Australian eat his food outside? Because he wanted a true outback dining experience!

Why did the British man bring an umbrella to the party? To reign over the weather!

Why don't Dutch people ever bet on horse races? They don't like taking wooden shoe-ins!

Why was the German clock always correct? Because it always had its Hans on the time!

Why don't Australians ever make snow angels? Because they prefer sunbathing in the outback!

Why did the Jamaican man bring a fan to the beach? To keep cool, mon!

Why did the Chinese chef go to the dentist? To get his wontons checked!

Why was the Irishman such a good gardener? He had the luck of the clovers!

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!

Why did the Spanish man bring a bottle of wine to the soccer game? In case they needed some extra time!

Why did the Italian man bring a scale to the restaurant? In case he wanted to weigh the pros and calzones!

Why did the Scottish man bring a blanket to the party? In case it got kilt!

Why don't French people ever win races? Because they hate being rushed!

Why did the Russian man bring a map to the casino? In case he wanted to play Russian roulette!

Why do Australians never play hide and seek with kangaroos? Because they always bounce away too fast!

Why was the Greek man always so calm? Because he had a lot of statue-like patience!

Why did the Egyptian man bring a sand timer to the meeting? To keep track of his mummy-ments!

Why did the Italian chef switch to decaf? Because he couldn't espresso himself anymore!