Why was the Swedish man always cold? He couldn't find his Finland!

Why don't Russian ships have rear-view mirrors? They keep Stalin!

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger? A jerk chicken!

How does a German say goodbye to a turkey? Auf Wiedersehn!

Why did the Chinese man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A meow-schtag!

Why don't Greek gods use Facebook? They already have a huge following!

Why did the Scottish man bring a sheep to the cinema? He heard it was a warm ewe-vie!

How does a Korean fish say hello? Sushi!

Why was the Irishman running around his bed? He was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What do you call a Japanese baby with bad manners? So-yucky!

Why did the Indian astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!

What did the French fries say to the burger? We make a great pear!

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He found out she was two-faced!

How do you know when an Englishman is hungry? He brings out his tea and crumpets!

Why couldn't the Italian chef find his apron? Because he pasta-weight!

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? Because it was cultured!

Why did the German football team bring a GPS to the World Cup? So they wouldn't get lost in the group stage.

Did you hear about the Scottish cow who became a magician? He turned grass into whisky.

Why did the Greek man go to the eye doctor? He had an olive stuck in his eye.

How does a Russian party end? With Putin on the dance floor.