Jokes based on cultural customs or stereotypes (can be sensitive).
What do you call a group of Australians stuck in an elevator? A lift of mates.
Why was the Spanish teacher always late to class? He kept getting stuck in siesta traffic.
What do you call a Japanese fish who can play piano? A tuna with perfect pitch.
Why do Russian dolls only have boyfriends who are smaller than them? They don't like feeling 'Putin' down.
How does a German say 'goodbye' before going to bed? 'Guten night'.
Why did the British man bring a tea bag to the football game? He heard it was a 'brew-tiful' match.
What do you call a fast Filipino dessert? A 'quiksi-log'.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To get to the 'moo-sic' festival on the udder side.
What did the Australian say to the computer that was acting up? 'G'day, mate, you're not 'koala-fied' for this job'.
Why do Russian dolls never get in arguments? They always see things from each other's perspective.
How does a Chinese person name their wifi? They simply add a 'wei' at the end.
Why did the Japanese chef go broke? He kept miso-ing his money.
Why was the Italian chef upset? Someone stole his pasta-tively amazing recipe!
Did you hear about the Spanish magician who disappeared without a tres? He houdini!
What do you call a group of zebras in Africa? Graffiti!
What does a British person say after they've had a successful day of fishing? 'I caught a good halibut!'
Why did the German go to the optometrist? Because he couldn't see-sonality.
Why do Greek people always carry a pen and paper? To write down their gyros.
Did you hear about the Scottish cow who became a DJ? He was outstanding in his field.
Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side? So they can Scan-da-navian.
How do you get a Canadian to apologize? Step on their foot.