Why did the Swiss man bring a cheese wheel to the bar? In case he needed to wine and brie!

How does a Dutch person greet people? With a friendly 'wooden shoe like to meet!

Why did the Finnish man always carry a map? In case he needed to sauna direction!

Why do Scottish people only play hide and seek in kilts? Because a true Scotsman never hides his plaid!

What do you call a Frenchman who can fight? A baguette artist!

Why do Brazilians always seem so happy? They have a samba in their step!

What do you call a British person on a rollercoaster? A tea-cup rider!

What did the sushi say to the avocado? You guac my world!

Why do Greeks never watch TV? Because they can't handle the drama!

Why did the Irishman bring a pencil to the bar? In case there was a leprechaun he needed to draw!

Why do Canadians always apologize? They can't help it, it's in their eh-logy!

What do you call a Finnish person in the sauna? Steamy!

Why do Scots never pay full price? They always try to kilt the deal!

Why did the Spaniard bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the sangria was top shelf!

What do you call a Russian party with no vodka? Sobering!

Why did the Chinese restaurant get bad reviews? Their eggrolls didn't roll with it!

Why did the Indian man bring a mirror to the party? So he could see his curry reflection!

What's a pirate's favorite cuisine? Arrrr-gentinian steak!

Why do Norwegians always have a positive outlook? They're always Finn-ished with a smile!

Why don't Italians play hide and seek? They always pasta-way too quickly!

Why did the Dutch man bring a map to the bar? So he wouldn't go Dutch on the bill!