Why did the Japanese student sit in the corner of the classroom? He didn't want to be noticed.

Why did the Russian golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one!

What do you call a group of disorganized German tourists? A mess-ter of confusion!

Why did the Indian man bring a candle to the bar? In case he needed some light snacks!

Why do Greek people never get lost? Because they always find their way with a gyro!

How does a Russian party? They put on their Leninade and Stalin!

How do you find a Canadian in a crowd? Look for the one saying 'sorry' the most!

Why did the Indian man bring a pencil to the bar? To track his Bhangover!

Why did the Australian bring a ladder to the beach? To catch the waves!

Why do Norwegian cruise ships have barcodes? So they can Scandinavian!

What did the French fries say to the hamburger? Don't be so cheesy!

Why did the German baker bring dough to the bank? To make some bread!

Why did the Mexican take Viagra? To keep his olé up!

Why did the Spanish magician only do card tricks? He ran out of wand-al!

Why did the Israeli man always carry a spoon? To dig himself out of sticky situations!

How did the Japanese man propose? With a karate-chop ring!

Why did the Jamaican man always carry a ruler? In case he needed to measure up to expectations!

Why do Polish people always carry umbrellas? In case of pierogi showers!

Why did the Filipino man bring a fishing rod to the party? In case he wanted to catch some compliments!

What did the British man say to his tea? You're my cup of tea!

Why don't Eskimos ever get cold feet? They always have their seals on!