Jokes based on cultural customs or stereotypes (can be sensitive).
Why did the Danish cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
Why did the Frenchman only eat one egg for breakfast? Because in France, one egg is un œuf.
What did the German clock say to the other clock? Ve have to keep on ticking.
Why don't Russian bears like fast food? Because they can't bear the wait.
What did the Irishman say when he walked into the bar? Is this a joke?
Why don’t Turkish people play hide and seek? Because good hiders are already Constantinople.
How do you say 'hello' in Klingon? Qapla'!
Why did the Scottish man wear a kilt to the bar? He heard kilts were great for scotching thirst.
What do you call a French man with rubber sandals? Phillipe Phloppe.
Why don't vampires like to drink British blood? It's a little bloody.
What do you call a Mexican knight? Sir Loin.
What do you call Japanese bread? Tokyo-toast.
Why did the Dutchman plant light bulbs? He wanted to grow a power plant.
Why don’t Czechs play hide and seek? Because good hiders are already Czech-mated.
Why don't Ethiopians play hide and seek? Because good hiders are always Ethiopian.
What do you call an Eskimo cow? An Eskimoo.
Why do Finnish people never play hide and seek? Because good hiders are already in Helsinki.
How do you greet a Russian cow? Mooskva!
Why do Japanese people always have clean houses? They have sushi bars.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What do you call a Filipino contortionist? Manila-folder.