Why did the Chinese restaurant get bad reviews? It couldn't wok the talk.

What did the British man say when he stubbed his toe? 'I'm sorry, toe, are you okay?'

Why did the Australian kangaroo go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit jumpy.

How does an Eskimo fix his house? Igloos it together.

Why did the Greek god go to therapy? He had too many Zeus issues.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Why did the Canadian go to the doctor? He had a syrup throat.

Why did the German clock go to therapy? It had too many ticks.

What's the most musical vegetable? The beet.

What did the Chinese wind say to the building? 'Long time no see.'

Why did the English teacher go to the beach? To catch some grammar waves.

Why do Swedish people always carry a map? In case they get Stockholm syndrome.

Why did the German break up with his calculator? It wasn't adding up anymore.

Why do Australians always seem so relaxed? They like to take things koala-ty time.

Why was the Spanish lecturer so good at public speaking? He had a lot of es-pain-yah in the field.

Why did the Scotsman bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were highland spirits.

What do you call an angry sushi chef? Wasa-biii!

Why don't Canadian geese get in a row? They prefer to fly in a 'eh' formation.

Why did the Greek goddess go to the therapist? She had too many Athena issues.

What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod.

Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side? So when they dock, they can Scandinavian.