Why don't Jamaican people play hide and seek? Because good hiders are always jammin'.

Why did the Colombian take a fan to the bar? He heard it was going to be a salsa night.

What do you call a German locksmith? Hans Solo.

Why do Chinese people never play hide and seek? Good hiders are always in the Great Wall.

Why did the Finnish fisherman get a job at the zoo? He heard they had great fish puns.

What did the Scottish horse say when it tripped? 'Neigh bother.'

Why did the Dutch farmer win an award? He was always Gouda-ing above and beyond.

What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.

Why did the Indian curry go to therapy? It was feeling saucy.

How did the Brazilian soccer player introduce himself? 'My name is Goal-o.'

Why did the Italian chef refuse to make more pizza? He ran out of dough.

What do you call a Swedish cow? A milkmaid.

Why did the Jamaican man always listen to reggae on Friday nights? He needed some R&R.

How do you find the only Italian at a party? They'll be pastably loud.

What do you call a group of organized Mexicans? A guac-ward.

Why was the Russian doll so confident? She always knew she had layers.

How does a Canadian apologize to a tree? 'I'm sapsorry.'

Why did the Irish farmer bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the roof.

What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor? Veinilla.

Why did the Japanese man refuse to share his sushi? He was being a little shellfish.

What's the favorite type of humor in Japan? Sushi puns.