Why are Dutch people so good at biking? They're always two-wheel-y prepared.

Why was the math teacher always in a bad mood? Because he had too many pi-rates in his class.

How do you know if an Irishman is having a good time? He's Dublin over with laughter.

Why did the comedian go to China? To get some hu-mour.

Why did the geologist break up with the biologist? He found her too sedimental.

Why do Italians always seem stressed? They pasta lot of expectations on themselves.

Why was the Spanish teacher always calm? Because she had serenity (Sarita) in her heart.

How do you know if a Scotsman is enjoying his meal? He kilt it!

Why do Germans make great baseball players? Because they're always in the sauerkraut (strikeout).

Why did the Chinese chef get promoted? Because he wok so hard!

What do you call a group of musical Filipinos? A bamboo band!

Why did the Greek boy run away from home? His parents told him to go to the Greek market and get gyros.

Why did the Jamaican man bring a ladder to the beach? He heard the waves were Rasta high!

Why did the Finnish person bring a pencil to the sauna? To draw sweat!

What did the Polish person say to the other Polish person at the card game? Let's play some warsaw (war saw) poker!

Why do Australians always seem so happy? Because they have a sunny attitude Down Under!

Why did the Indian man bring a loaf of bread to the soccer game? He heard they were playing loaf-go!

What do you call a group of organized tourists? A travel itinerary!

Why do Canadians make great detectives? Because they always find their moose!

Why did the Swiss person always bring a bottle of water to the casino? In case they got thirsty at the Swiss roulette table!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan-liner!