Jokes based on cultural customs or stereotypes (can be sensitive).
Why was the Russian spy always calm? He had a lot of Stalin power!
How do you greet someone in Hawaii after a volcano eruption? Aloha-lava!
What's the easiest way to make a Swiss roll? Push him down a hill!
Why was the Dutch kid always on time? He never wanted to be late to class and get a wooden shoe-ting!
How does an Australian say 'good morning'? 'G'day, mateys!'
Why do Finnish people always turn off the lights before they leave a room? Because they're good at Finnish things!
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
Why don't Scottish people play hide and seek? The last person hiding always kilts the game!
What do you call a Russian puzzle? Vladmir's jigsaw!
Why did the Canadian cross the road twice? He apologized for not doing it the first time!
How do you know when a Swiss person is angry? They start shaking their chocolate bars!
Why do Irish people never play hide and seek? Because good luck finding a leprechaun!
What do you call an Egyptian doctor? A Cairo-practor!
Why do Greek people never lose at poker? They always have aces up their sleeves, o-pah!
How do you spot a Swede at a party? They're the ones stealing all the furniture!
Why did the Indian man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a Spanish person who lost their car? Carlos with-out-a-car!
Why couldn't the Japanese vegetable take down the bully? He was just a little soy-cially awkward!
What's a British person's favorite part of a joke? The punch-lion!
Why did the sushi blush? Because it saw the soy sauce!
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!