Why don't scientists trust puns? Because they have too many problems!

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray!

What do you call a lazy potato? A couch potato!

Why did the Italian chef open a fancy restaurant? Because he pasta way!

What did the French fries say to the hamburger? Sundae, buddy!

Why did the sushi blush? It saw the soy sauce!

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins!

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern...

Why do ghosts hate rain? It dampens their spirits!

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka!

Why did the cookie cry? Because its mother was a wafer so long!

Why did the Italian chef get arrested? He pasta away without paying his bills!

Why do Russian dolls make terrible spies? They always keep on revealing themselves!

What do you call a friendly thief in Japan? A sushi-shun!

Why was the teacher cross-eyed? She couldn't control her pupils!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? It was on a roll!

How does a Spanish clock tell time? It says 'tic-taco'!

What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Why did the Greek woman break up with her Italian boyfriend? He was always feta up with her!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope!