Why don't Polish people play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them!

Why did the German sausage break up with his girlfriend? She was the wurst!

What do you call an Indian man who owns a convenience store? Patel King!

Why did the Australian go to the bar? He heard they had a great koala-ty beer!

How did the Eskimo fix his broken toy? With igloo!

Why did the Scottish man live near the airport? He heard the property values were plane crazy!

How does a Chinese person name their kids? They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noise they make!

Why did the Russian schoolteacher go to jail? For Stalin answers on the test!

Why did the Jamaican man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!

Why do Canadians always say sorry? Because it's in the Eh, B, C's!

How did the Irish man find his missing phone? He called it after a few pints!

Why was the British man's resume so short? He had a little experience!

Why did the Dutch woman go to the art gallery? She heard they had a lot of Van Gogh paintings!

What's a Spanish pig's favorite instrument? The castanets!

Why did the Israeli man break up with his girlfriend? She was too Jezebel-ous!

How does a Swedish person tie their shoes? With a shoe-tying key!

Why did the mathematician split up with his girlfriend? She was too imaginary.

How does a sushi chef greet people? Wasabi!

Why do French people only eat one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un œuf.

What do you call a belt made out of dollar bills? A waist of money.