What did the Chinese person say when he found a housefly in his soup? 'More protein!'

What's a German's favorite pick-up line? Are you a Wiener? Because you're the wurst!

Why did the Jamaican man bring jerk chicken to the picnic? To add some spice!

What's a Canadian's favorite type of weather? Maple clouds!

Why did the Spanish man bring paella to the barbecue? To rice to the occasion!

What do you call a group of Russian dancers? A vodka-tude!

Why did the Australian man bring a surfboard to the party? To ride the wave!

What do you call a group of Mexican wrestlers? A lucha-tude!

Why did the Frenchman bring a baguette to the party? So he could loaf around!

What's a Dutch person's favorite pastime? Wooden shoe-making!

Why did the Japanese man bring wasabi to the barbecue? To really heat things up!

What do you call a group of Indian yogis? A bend-tude!

What do you call a group of Brazilian soccer players? A goal-tude!

Why did the Greek man bring olives to the barbecue? To get the party pitted!

What's a Turkish person's favorite type of bread? Pita!

Why did the Irishman bring a potato to the barbecue? Because he heard it was a real chip off the old block!

What do you call a group of Dutch tulip growers? A bloom-tude!

Why did the Nigerian man bring jollof rice to the party? To rice to the occasion!

What's a South African's favorite animal? The cape buffalo!

Why did the Belgian man bring waffles to the picnic? To butter things up!

What's a Brazilian's favorite dance? The samba!