Why did the French man bring a mirror to the barbecue? To see if he could make the 'grill' laugh!

What do you call a Norwegian who loves to dance? A fjord explorer!

Why do Finnish people always carry a ruler? In case they have to 'measure up'!

How do you know when a Greek man is lying? His 'Troy' story doesn't add up!

What do you call an Eskimo who loves to fish? A cold fisherman!

Why did the Spanish man bring a broom to the soccer game? He heard they were 'sweeping' the competition!

What do you call a Nigerian man with a baseball bat? A 'hit man'!

Why did the Indian man bring a candle to the movie theater? Because he heard it was a 'flick'!

How did the British man figure out his wife was cheating? He found an extra tea bag in the cupboard!

Why did the Canadian man take a watermelon to the library? So he could have a 'good read'!

What do you call an Australian who's gone missing? Lost 'down under'!

How did the Russian man find his missing cat? He checked the 'KGB'!

What did the Australian cricket team do when they won the World Cup? They bowled everyone over!

Why did the Brazilian soccer team go to the library? To get their own copy of the World Cup!

How does every Hispanic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

What do you call an Australian coffee that's too hot to drink? Australiano!

What's a Russian's favorite type of exercise? Soviet stretching!

Why don't the Dutch play hide and seek? They prefer to go Dutch on everything!

Why did the Italian sleep under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.

Why don't Australians play hide and seek? No point - their boomerangs always come back!

Why did the soccer ball go to the team's party? Because it was kicked around by everyone.