Why did the Italian man bring a garlic clove to the date? To show he had some 'spice' in his life!

What do you call a group of Brits waiting in line? A que-ling!

Why did the Korean man bring chopsticks to the BBQ? He wanted to grill to perfection!

Why do Russians always bring a thermos to the picnic? They heard it's the proper way to Moscow!

What did the Argentinean man say when he won at poker? 'I guess I just have a Buenos Aires for this game!'

Why did the Greek man bring a pillow to the party? In case he wanted to take a Greek nap!

Why do Germans always carry a map around? In case they get lost in conversation!

What did the Chinese man say to his fortune cookie? 'Stop trying to tell me how to live my life!'

How does a Scottish person greet people on Halloween? 'Aye, laddie, trick or treat!'

Why do Mexicans always carry a blender with them? In case they want to margarita-up the situation!

What did the Israeli man say when he won the lottery? 'Holy land of opportunity!'

Why do Brazilians always bring a soccer ball to a job interview? To kick-start their career!

Why did the Frenchman bring a chef's hat to the party? He wanted to be the créme de la créme!

What do you call a group of Koreans starting a band? Seoul music!

Why did the Canadian bring a watch to the bar? To keep track of how long he's been saying sorry!

Why do Americans always order a large soda at the movies? Because everything is bigger in the States!

What did the Jamaican man say when he found a dollar on the street? 'Irie-sistible luck!'

What do you call a Swede who loves to clean? A dustpan-dinavian!

Why do Canadians always say sorry? They're just polite ice-breakers!

Why did the Polish man bring a mirror to the desert? To see if there were any Polish people around!

What did the Indian man say to his charging phone? 'I have a strong connection with you!'