Why did the African king bring a camera to the jungle? He heard it was a photo safari.

Did you hear about the Egyptian architect who won the design competition? He Sphinx outside the box.

Why did the Chinese teacher get a thumbtack? To nail the lesson.

What do you call a group of French people stuck in a snowstorm? Frosty baguettes.

Why was the Japanese businessman always calm? He had great Zen-tuition.

Did you hear about the Irishman who won the marathon? He was drinking the competition.

What do you call a group of New Yorkers trying to form a union? A Brooklyn labor dispute.

Why was the German baker so successful? He knew how to roll with the dough.

Did you hear about the Scottish farmer who won the lottery? He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the Greek philosopher break up with his girlfriend? She kept asking too many Socratic questions.

What do you call a group of Canadians on a road trip? A maple convoy.

Why was the Spanish chef so good at making desserts? He had churro-nique talent.

Did you hear about the Russian comedian who couldn't stop laughing at his own jokes? He had a Putin on the Ritz.

How does a Canadian rapper introduce himself? 'Eh, my name is Drake, eh.'

Why do Peruvians make terrible detectives? They always Inca-pacitate the suspects.

What do you call a New Zealand sheep with no ears? Anything you want, it won't hear ewe.

Why was the British man's tea always cold? Because he had 'tea-rable' taste.

How do you make a cup of Turkish coffee? Just add some Instan-bull.

Why was the Japanese fisherman always calm? He had a lot of tai chi.

What do you call a group of Swedish people stuck in a maze? Ikea employees.

What do you call a Scottish golfer who can't find his ball? Loch Ness Monster.