Why do Italians hate the rain? Because it ruins their pizza delivery!

What do you call a group of New Zealanders jumping into a pool? Kiwi splash!

What's a Greek's favorite game? Zeus-tag.

What do you call a group of fashionable New Yorkers? A Gucci gang.

How do you know if a Swede is flirting with you? They say 'Ikea-d you like to go out?'

Why do Brazilian footballers never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from their fancy footwork.

What's a typical Australian's favorite pickup line? 'G'day, want to throw a shrimp on the barbie?'

Why do Texans never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from their big hats and boots.

What do you get when you mix a Canadian and a bear? A polite picnic.

Why was the British fisherman always calm? He had a real stiff upper cod.

What's an Egyptian mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap music.

Why do Indian people never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from their spicy cuisine.

Why do Hawaiians always bring a map to hide and seek? Because they need directions to the luau.

What's the favorite game of Dutch people? Tulip-toe through the tulips.

What did the Nigerian prince say when he won the lottery? 'Boys, we made it!'

Why do Argentinians never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from their tango moves.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who accidentally made too much risotto? He pasta way.

Why was the Japanese student always calm during exams? He had Zen-telligence.

What do you call a group of polite Canadians rushing to catch a train? A sorry-line.

How do you spot an Irish pirate? He's always shiverin' his timbers and drinkin' his Guinness.

What's a Russian's favorite type of humor? Tsar-casm.