Why did the Irishman start a garden in his backyard? He heard it was Dublin in size!

What did the Greek person say when they found a penny? Gyro-get about it!

Why did the Australian man bring a shovel to the beach? To dig for compliments!

What do you call a Spanish bee? An o-lay!

What did the Japanese sushi say to the fish? Wass-up!

Why did the Egyptian mummy become a police officer? To arrest people for pyramid schemes!

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Flop!

Why did the Finnish person bring a map to the sauna? In case they got lost in the steam!

What do you call a group of Dutch people on a boat? Amster-dammers!

Why did the New Yorker bring a ladder to the bar? To reach new heights of drinking!

What do you call an Englishman in the rain? Wet-tingham!

Why did the Italian man break his watch? Because time pasta way too quickly!

What do you call a group of Australian kangaroos? A pouch of trouble!

Why did the Spanish speaker do well in math? They knew their sí-sums!

Why was the Greek salad always in a hurry? It had a lot of feta cheese to grate!

What did the Chinese person say to the rude customer? No fortune cookie for you!

Why was the Russian spy always cold? He had a lot of Siberian undercover missions!

What did the African lion say to the other lion? Let's take a pride in our work!

Why did the Scottish man bring a pencil to the doctor? He had a case of drawn-out illness!

What do you call a group of Turkish magicians? Abra-ka-baklava!

Why did the Brazilian man go to the soccer game in his car? He wanted to drive everyone nuts!