Why did the Israeli man bring hummus to the bar? He wanted to chickpea the fun!

What's a ghost's favorite dessert in Mexico? Spook-le-horas!

Why did the Greek man bring a jar of olives to the bar? He wanted to olive up the party!

What do you call a group of jazz-loving Canadians? Canadixie!

Why did the Indian man bring a goat to the bar? He wanted to goat home with a friend!

What do you call a Brazilian soccer player who doesn't wear shoes? Bare-naldo!

Why did the German man bring a loaf of bread to the bar? He wanted to rye one on!

What do you call a group of witches from New Zealand? Kiwi-ds!

What do you get when you mix an Australian and a dog? A dingo ate my baby!

Why was the Greek god of the sea bad at online dating? He kept getting catfished!

What do you call a group of Mexican magicians? A taco-bra!

What do you call a Russian fortune teller? Vlad the palm reader!

Why did the Irishman become a gardener? He heard potatoes are root vegetables!

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and an accountant? A rasta farian!

What do you call a group of polite Canadians? A soory!

Why did the Polish farmer bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the Greek gods have to go to couples therapy? They had too many Myths-understandings!

What do you call an Australian surfer who practices yoga? Down-ward dingo!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemonchew!

Did you hear about the Bollywood movie where the actress couldn't find love? It was a lack of chemistry!

Why did the Japanese banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!