What do you call a Spanish detective? Sherlock Olé!

How does a German say hello to a horse? Neighhhhh-zee to meet you!

Why do Norwegians build their own tables? They're good at Scandinavian.

What's a Greek's favorite restaurant? Gyro Hero!

Why did the Russian go to school in the winter? To get a little class.

How do you start a conversation with an Australian? G'day mate!

Why did the Japanese man divorce his wife? She tamagotchi nagging him.

What's a Canadian's favorite cereal? Maple Leaf Flakes.

Why did the Jamaican man bring a hammock to the bar? He wanted to hang loose!

What do you call a group of Scottish scientists? The Scotch-tape team!

Why did the Italian man bring his pasta to the bar? He thought it would be an a-macaroni party!

Why did the Indian man bring a torch to the bar? He wanted to light up the dance floor!

What's a Russian's favorite fairy tale? Snow White and the Seven Vodkas!

Why did the Dutchman bring his clogs to the bar? He didn't want to lose his footing!

Why did the Spanish man bring a guitar to the bar? He wanted to strum up some fun!

What do you call a group of Swiss watchmakers? A timely crew!

Why did the Indian man go to the bank? To get some rupees!

What do you call a group of Russian dancers? The Moscow mules!

Why did the Japanese man bring a mirror to the bar? He wanted to reflect on his night!

What's a Mexican's favorite type of music? Salsa!

Why was the Chinese man's phone always on silent? He didn't want it to ring-a ding dong!