Why do Norwegians always get into trouble? They have a Viki-ng complex.

What do you call a Russian magician? Abra-cadavrovka!

Why was the Egyptian pharaoh always soaking wet? Because he had a Nile problem!

What do you call a group of introverted Australians? A koala-ition!

Why did the Danish pastry go to therapy? It had too many layers!

What's a Canadian's favorite type of music? Moose-ic!

Why did the Spanish magician become a bullfighter? He wanted to beef up his act!

Why did the Russian break up with his calculator? It was always Russian to conclusions.

What's the best way to watch a Spanish drama? With a taco in Juan hand and a margarita in the other.

How did the German sausage feel after winning the lottery? Wurst case scenario.

What do you call a group of Australian friends? Mates rates!

How does a Russian laugh? Soviet Union!

Why did the Indian man go to the eye doctor? He had a bad Tikka Masala.

How did the Egyptian mummy fix his car? With a rubber band-aid.

What do you get when you cross a Spaniard and an elephant? An elephante.

Why did the Indian take a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.

How does a Swede turn off the lights? He Ikea-n.

Why do Brazilians never play hide and seek? Good luck hiding with that samba music!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Poke-A-Mon.

Why did the Colombian magician get kicked out of the party? He kept doing coke-a-Cola tricks.

Why did the British man always carry a pencil? To draw his tea-riffic ideas!