What do you call a group of musical whales from Mexico? A mariachi!

Why did the German break up with his calculator? It couldn't handle his complex emotions!

What's a pirate's favorite language? Arrrrrrabic!

Why did the Spanish magician turn to music? He wanted to do a little salsa magic!

What do you call a fight between a German and a Grecian? World War GYRO!

Why did the French chef become an astronaut? He wanted to make some SPACE food!

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to therapy? He had a complex!

Why did the Greek man proposed to his fiancée while at work? He couldn't waitThe fire and passion of a Spanish chef are unbeatable.

Why did the Chinese chef have to go to therapy? He had too much wonton-ness inside!

What do you call a British person who doesn't drink tea? A-tea-p!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get to the taco truck on the other side!

What did the Italian chef say after a long day at work? That's a mozzarella-stressful job!

How do you know when a Canadian is mad? When they start apologizing for being angry!

What did the Mexican say to the avocado? You're the guac to my mole!

Why do German people always bring their diving gear to the pool? To make sure they sauerkraut!

What do you call an American living in Mexico? Soy Gringo!

Why did the South African man bring a map to the park? He heard it had a lot of rhino sightings!

How did the Canadian get to work during the snowstorm? He took the ice road, eh!

What did the Indian man say to the computer? I curry you!

Why was the French man always calm? He knew how to croissant-roll with the punches!

What do you call a group of Korean gamers? Seo-ul squad!