Knock, knock. Who's there? Toffee. Toffee who? Toffee better than one!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne will we get there?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, a comedian?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah knock-knock jokes are the best!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Euro. Euro who? Euro peon, me the money!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tina. Tina who? Tina little bit more and I can tell you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fisher. Fisher who? Fisher friend and I'll tell you more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor sharp wit for jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ricky. Ricky who? Ricky don't lose the sense of humor!

Knock, knock. Who's there? B-4. B-4 who? B-4 I tell you, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Salad. Salad who? Salad days are coming!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, your Santa!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? How are you this evening?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry Christmas to you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a joke a day makes you smile!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy go home?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna the light, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Al. Al who? Al give you a hug!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Liza. Liza who? Liza down and take a nap!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Cook your dinner tonight!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Teresa. Teresa who? Teresa no purpose in knocking all the time!