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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Oyster open, it's me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Rumba.
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Rumba, rumba, let's dance!
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Gladys Friday, let's party!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Toby.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Toby or not to be, that is the question!
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Harry up, it's cold outside!
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Letty.
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Letty good times roll!
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Pepper.
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Pepper up, it's time to dance!
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Tuna.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Leaf me alone, I'm trying to tell a joke!
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Eggplant.
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Eggplant to see you!
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Felix.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Felix my drink, I need a refill!
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Lettuce in, the mosquitoes are biting!
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Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole, can you help me open the door?
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Beets me, I forgot my keys!
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Snow use standing out here, let me in!
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