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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Amos-quito just bit me, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Carmina.
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Carmina the moment we opened the door!
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Eunice.
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Odessa joke, I'm very serious!
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Pecan someone my own size, I'm too short!
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Ruby.
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Ruby Tuesday, let's have a great day!
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Tad.
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Tad on the nose, it's me at the door!
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Betty.
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Betty not keep me waiting, open the door!
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Cheese a good time to let me in!
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Albert you want to open the door, it's me outside!
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Faye.
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Faye were able, you'd open the door!
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Harris.
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Harris some cash, I forgot my pocketbook!
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Jamie.
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Jamie glad to see you again!
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Odessa.
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